Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
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