That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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