He asked me if I "almost moaned"
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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