Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Mom said you looked used
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
If I die, sorry about rent.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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