If that was your dad, he is hot
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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