please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
