sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Randomize
