We're like a lot better than the average bears
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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