im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
you inspire me to be a worse person
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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