Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Just high enough for therapy.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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