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So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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