can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
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