She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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