other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
