She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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