so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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