New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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