:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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