I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Girls should come with a carfax report
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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