i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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