no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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