I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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