i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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