So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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