If that was your dad, he is hot
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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