If i come over, it means nothing
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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