ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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