The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
The beer is more important than you right now.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
You were trust falling into bushes
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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