Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Randomize
