I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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