Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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