I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
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