At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
We have started to decorate penises.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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