is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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