So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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