Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
The feeling are messing with the penis
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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