I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
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