god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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