I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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