I like to think it a success when the cops are called
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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