I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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