You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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