we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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