If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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