i jhust puked up my retainher.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
This is my gift to your gina
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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