physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Randomize
