That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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