I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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