I don't remember. Are we still dating?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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