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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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